#TICKETMASTER QUEUE LINE UPDATE#

That’s definitely a lie – it’s pitch standing or nothing 🤪Ĥ6. At least my feet won’t hurt from standing all day!Ĥ5. *Re-opens group chat for another status update*Ĥ4. *Checks back in on other tabs for other dates*Ĥ2. Seriously, it’s been 20 minutes what is taking so long?Ĥ1. Well I’m only behind 78,991 people – the venue’s capacity is way more than that.

Maybe if I just refresh the page, the queue will start moving again…ģ7. Why has the queue stopped moving AGAIN?ģ6. How much overtime am I going to have to work to pay for all of this?ģ5. What is taking people so long to check out? If I were in there right now, I’d have checked out in 30 secondsģ3.

#TICKETMASTER QUEUE LINE UPDATE#

*Texts the group chat for a status update from my fellow comrades* 🫡ģ2. I guess now we wait (panic scrolls through Twitter to see if anyone has got their tickets yet)ģ0. Brilliant, for my local show I’m number 93,099 🙃Ģ6. Oh my god I’m number 17,927 for a show hundreds of miles away – that’s good!Ģ5. *Frantically flips between tabs to check if I’ve been assigned a queue number yet*Ģ4. Please be less than 10,000 in the queueĢ3. Less than a minute until the sale? I’m about to pass out.Ģ1. I’m just going to keep clicking again – that worked last timeĢ1. Oh for goodness sake, I can’t get back into the waiting roomġ9. Why the FUCK have I been booted out of the waiting room?ġ8. Yeah, I’ve still got 20 minutes until the sale begins. I might close some of these tabs after all. Can I even get the time off work? Oh well, that’s a problem for later down the lineġ4. What am I going to wear if I get tickets?ġ3. Is now the time to go and make a cup of tea?ġ2. Yes, I know the sale starts in 24 minutes – I’ve had the date scheduled in my calendar for MONTHS.ġ1. No seriously, why isn’t it letting me join the waiting room?ġ0. Why isn’t it letting me join the waiting room?Ĩ. Which date am I going for again? Oh, wait, anything I can get.ħ. Too late the waiting room is about to openĦ.Did I transfer enough money into my account? Oh god, I hope so….6 should be okay right? They’re not going to think I’m a bot, are they?.So with Eras Tour tickets for the UK and Ireland on sale this week, here are 74 thoughts every fangirl has whilst buying tickets on Ticketmaster. However, there’s one very faint, shining light in all of this… everyone is in the same boat. The ticket sale site can be an incredibly cruel mistress, take Taylor Swift’s US Eras Tour sale as one very notable example. The time has come to snap up tickets to the hottest new gig in town, but your heart sinks at the realisation that this means one thing – it’s time to face Ticketmaster AGAIN.

Ticketmaster queue line